BLABBER
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
I have invaded your blog! Your worst nightmare has come true! I know all your secrets now! Muahahahahahahaha. Anyway, I found a totally flattering photo of myself and a certain Chimpo.
It's there! Don't you agree it's just SEXY? I'm the white one, of course! The camera's lens had something wrong. Can you feel the CHEMISTRY between us? I can feel it sparkling and crackling like a thousand fireflies!
Oh, Chimpo,
I love you so.
You're my hunneybun
You're the one I want.
And if I don't get you today,
Never fear, for I will say,
"I'll persist forever, my love!
You're as beautiful as a dove!"
I have a big butt but it's okay
Cause I know you love me anyway!
TO CHEEMPWEE, FROM JOHN-JHANG.
LIKE, FEEL DE LOVE?!?!?!?!?!?!
suck with us.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
i wasn't exactly compelled to blogging but i pitied the stagnant status of this wondrously dead blog.
-.-" RIGHTT......
anyway, just for some background information. the chimp and turtle are both dead due to some unforseen circumstances! the most unfortunate thing is that both of them died TWICE!! :O
SA NEWS REPORT!
one fine day, the chimp criticised the turtle of being a 'rotten apple infested with worms'.
turtle: chimp with urine smell..
chimp: ?!?!?! WHAT!! hmph! dirty turtle rolled in the mud and i stole its shell
turtle: HAH! turtles don't roll in mud! chimp eating banana finished eating the banana then threw the peel into the dustbin. turtle pick it up from the dustbin, throw in chimp's cage. chimp steps. chimp falls. chimp ends up with buck teeth.
chimp: turtles do a hip hop dance rollin around using their shells in the mud.
all of a sudden, the chimp starts jumping like a kangaroo! and goes BOING BOING BOING BOING and falls FLAT ON HER FACE! O.O after much investigation, it has been concluded that the chimp had fallen due to the banana peel!
having thought of an ingenious evil plan, the chimp went "HIAK HIAK HIAK!!" and took the turtle's shell away! :O so the naked turtle made a turtle shelled rock but it wass too heavy and turtle died from its weight.
A FEW DAYS LATER..
seeing that the chimp had buck teeth, it got so depressed (and being so stupid) it used 1001 bananas to try conk out it's head. and now, thinking that it's so smart, it used the leftover turtle rock shell to conk out it's head (thinking that it would have the same effects as the bananas). it died.
The unlucky turtle died a second time from the burning heat from Hell, while the chimp flew all the way up to heaven with it's 'angelic' wings. BUT WAIT! IT"S A BIRD, IT"S A PLANE, IT"S SUPERMAN!!!
the chimp crashed into Superman and it died a second time.
THE END.
i wasn't exactly compelled to blogging but i pitied the stagnant status of this wondrously dead blog.
-.-" RIGHTT......
anyway, just for some background information. the chimp and turtle are both dead due to some unforseen circumstances! the most unfortunate thing is that both of them died TWICE!! :O
SA NEWS REPORT!
one fine day, the chimp criticised the turtle of being a 'rotten apple infested with worms'.
turtle: chimp with urine smell..
chimp: ?!?!?! WHAT!! hmph! dirty turtle rolled in the mud and i stole its shell
turtle: HAH! turtles don't roll in mud! chimp eating banana finished eating the banana then threw the peel into the dustbin. turtle pick it up from the dustbin, throw in chimp's cage. chimp steps. chimp falls. chimp ends up with buck teeth.
chimp: turtles do a hip hop dance rollin around using their shells in the mud.
all of a sudden, the chimp starts jumping like a kangaroo! and goes BOING BOING BOING BOING and falls FLAT ON HER FACE! O.O after much investigation, it has been concluded that the chimp had fallen due to the banana peel!
having thought of an ingenious evil plan, the chimp went "HIAK HIAK HIAK!!" and took the turtle's shell away! :O so the naked turtle made a turtle shelled rock but it wass too heavy and turtle died from its weight.
A FEW DAYS LATER..
seeing that the chimp had buck teeth, it got so depressed (and being so stupid) it used 1001 bananas to try conk out it's head. and now, thinking that it's so smart, it used the leftover turtle rock shell to conk out it's head (thinking that it would have the same effects as the bananas). it died.
The unlucky turtle died a second time from the burning heat from Hell, while the chimp flew all the way up to heaven with it's 'angelic' wings. BUT WAIT! IT"S A BIRD, IT"S A PLANE, IT"S SUPERMAN!!!
the chimp crashed into Superman and it died a second time.
THE END.
suck with us.
Friday, December 23, 2005
I'M BACK!
i changed the skin again!
IT'S PINK IN HONOUR OF GENIN THE BIMBO!
(and of course, our dear friend john stevens)
you know, i just realized: look at our archives. certain months are missing. HUH, cause we ignored the blog in those months.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA like january march september november and so on. ah well.
i got a flooble because no matte r what skin you use, flooble will change itself.
HEEHEE. but it will expire if we don't tag so tag, okay?
NAT!
I'M BACK!
i changed the skin again!
IT'S PINK IN HONOUR OF GENIN THE BIMBO!
(and of course, our dear friend john stevens)
you know, i just realized: look at our archives. certain months are missing. HUH, cause we ignored the blog in those months.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA like january march september november and so on. ah well.
i got a flooble because no matte r what skin you use, flooble will change itself.
HEEHEE. but it will expire if we don't tag so tag, okay?
NAT!
suck with us.
Monday, November 21, 2005
hello. im back to revive this dead blog! ahah
oh wells. i really miss u guys 8)) weve not sung anything for ages.
anyway.. chimp and i were thinkin of havin a countdown-sleepover or somethin like that for new year's day. 8) but.. in who's little cozy home? 8P
so wells. i hope that all of u are doing fine and all... happy hols and take care!
sucker number 2 . --- looking at the poster we drew last year,.... haha
hello. im back to revive this dead blog! ahah
oh wells. i really miss u guys 8)) weve not sung anything for ages.
anyway.. chimp and i were thinkin of havin a countdown-sleepover or somethin like that for new year's day. 8) but.. in who's little cozy home? 8P
so wells. i hope that all of u are doing fine and all... happy hols and take care!
sucker number 2 . --- looking at the poster we drew last year,.... haha
suck with us.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
lalalal ahhh. the last day WE bloged was SEPTEMBER 11TH.... 8((( how sad huh.
lalala. oh wells. the smelly one sucks/
even more than natalie huang...
okie. i gtg now. skool's startin soon.
hope to see all of u soon . (even though i never fail to meet chimp ern....................)
God Bless.
cheers, The Gorgeous Genius.... *beams*
lalalal ahhh. the last day WE bloged was SEPTEMBER 11TH.... 8((( how sad huh.
lalala. oh wells. the smelly one sucks/
even more than natalie huang...
okie. i gtg now. skool's startin soon.
hope to see all of u soon . (even though i never fail to meet chimp ern....................)
God Bless.
cheers, The Gorgeous Genius.... *beams*
suck with us.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
counting down babe!! lalala yippe. 6 more days to Jenny II's birthday!.... that's.... ME!... ahh
i want lollipops..
yippe. that's my wishlist! love SA! ahh.
signing off>>>>> the Great Green Giant Gorgeous Gorilla Grinning Gracefully Geniusly... ...
counting down babe!! lalala yippe. 6 more days to Jenny II's birthday!.... that's.... ME!... ahh
i want lollipops..
yippe. that's my wishlist! love SA! ahh.
signing off>>>>> the Great Green Giant Gorgeous Gorilla Grinning Gracefully Geniusly... ...
suck with us.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
happi b-dae 2 whoo??? wahalalallalala.....
im stil tinkin of sumthin 2 buy 4 sum1's b-dae present...
do u noe who im buyin 4???
jenny!!!!!!
mi old pal...HAHAHAHHAHA......its her b-dae...cmin soon....
did u noe she had a beat fren called sandy who is a doll??!??!?!
wow...i didnt noe she was a ventriliquist act....(i hope its spelt correctly)
hHEHEHEHEE...
we had such fond memories wid jenny!!!
righ ethel? natalie?? genin???
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~
omg....my tummy is aching....so painful fr all e laffter
happi b-dae 2 whoo??? wahalalallalala.....
im stil tinkin of sumthin 2 buy 4 sum1's b-dae present...
do u noe who im buyin 4???
jenny!!!!!!
mi old pal...HAHAHAHHAHA......its her b-dae...cmin soon....
did u noe she had a beat fren called sandy who is a doll??!??!?!
wow...i didnt noe she was a ventriliquist act....(i hope its spelt correctly)
hHEHEHEHEE...
we had such fond memories wid jenny!!!
righ ethel? natalie?? genin???
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~
omg....my tummy is aching....so painful fr all e laffter
suck with us.